Caroline Cassandra Tate
Doesn’t know about paying bills
Or about the cost of real estate.
She wants to move to Beverly Hills.
She’d like a maid and a swimming pool,
A pony, a mansion, a Jaguar.
Caro thinks that it would be cool
To live the life of a movie star.
Well, to Grandy, it wasn’t funny.
(She hates to see a bubble burst.)
She said, “Well, Honey, save your money
And finish kindergarten first.”