Duff and I kept arguing
Til Mom put down her broom
And, with her hands upon her hips,
Sent each one to his room.
We sat there is our doorways
Rolling trucks to one another
And, with real comraderie,
Complained about our mother.
The Grandies by Elaine H. Leone
A whimsical and timeless collection of verses celebrating the joys of the grandparent-grandchild connection
Duff and I kept arguing
Til Mom put down her broom
And, with her hands upon her hips,
Sent each one to his room.
We sat there is our doorways
Rolling trucks to one another
And, with real comraderie,
Complained about our mother.
Our baby cousin’s Kelly Hatch.
No kid is as cute as Kelly
But she chews on chives in the onion patch
And she smells like the corner deli.
When Daisy Clark moved to Center Park,
Mike was the first to greet her.
He rode his tricycle next door
And rushed right up to meet her.
Daisy smiled and acted sweet
But then the ten-speed bikes
Came driving up the driveway
And parked right next to Mike’s.
Mike got on his tricycle
And went home to his toys.
He said, “She really liked me
‘Til she met the other boys.”
When Alec visited Aunt Ruth,
He broke a vase and hid it.
Although he should have told the truth,
He said, “The butler did it.”
Aunt Ruth doesn’t even have a butler.
Grandy tried so hard to get
The car seat hooked up tight.
She mumbled and she grumbled
But she couldn’t get it right.
My little cousin rolled his eyes
And grinned as Grandy blew it.
He then announced, to her surprise,
“Don’t worry. I can do it.”
I was out in a boat with Grandad Blake
Late last Sunday at the lake.
He took me out to grant my wish
And show me how to catch a fish.
It was a chance to ask about
Bass and perch and speckled trout
And if we caught one, could we cook it
If we were smart enough to hook it?
And I used all kinds of fishing terms
Like “rods” and “reels” and “lures” and “worms”.
He said if I wanted to get my wish,
That I should just shut up and fish.
He was grinning when he said it
But it didn”t take me long to get it.
I had just entered my car in a Glastonbury parking lot when the door to I Party opened. Out stepped a woman, obviously in her 90’s or so, wearing a longish, pretty summer dress. She walked very carefuly as though unsure of her footing. She was carrying two balloons. The breeze moved the balloons gently and her long skirt fluttered. The I Party sign was right behind her. It took my breath away. She tucked the balloons into her back seat and drove off. It was just one of those very special unforgettable moments in time. What an ad for I Party!!!
Isham is Josh and Amy Koons’ son from Athens, GA. Dinner had been served and the table cleared for the desserts. Among the delights were Great Aunt Sue’s famous cheesecake with a bowl of blueberry topping on the side. Isham (3 years old) observed the display with interest. Uncle Scott asked Isham what was on the table for dessert.
Isham promptly replied, “Blue soup.”
I have tried endlessly to write a verse that does justice to the phrase but nothing works thus far. Some day I may just name a whole collection of perfectly logical observations made by children BLUE SOUP. I love it (and the cheesecake, too!)
Funny, sunny place
Three inches of rain this morning
Now, not a trace
Soaed up by the thirsty earth
The lush vegetation
The plush relaxation
The sunburned face
Oh, happy place!
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Poetry doesn’t have to rhyme,
But most of these verses do.
Sometimes I sing as I write them.
You might want to sing them, too.
(The way it works with a Grandies rhyme,
you can change the tune almost every time.)
“Where are we, dear?
I don’t recognize this town.”
(We were out on Sunday
Just driving all around).
Noah said, “It’s Trash Can,”
And it made my mother smile.
“No kidding Mom, I saw the sign ...”
TRASH CAN 1/2 MILE
You never have to be lonely
Or wonder what you can do.
If you can read, adventures
Lie ahead of you.
Read!
Oh, please do read, dear hearts,
Whenever you have a moment free,
And if you don’t want to read alone,
Come over and read with me.
I would love to have you.
That’s what Grandy says.
Once we went to Kalamazoo
In Michigan, you know.
We rode in the car for hours and hours.
The trip seemed very slow.
So I dreamed of monkeys, chimpanzees
And imagined all the laughs,
But there were only aunts in Kalamazoo.
There were no giraffes.
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