Maxine Tyler likes to boast
That once she really saw a ghost.
Since that night was Hallowe’en,
We all knew it was Jeffrey Green.
He couldn’t wait to scare Maxine.
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BOOK REPORT
September 29, 2011 by
My book report was on “Moby Dick”,
A very exciting tale
Of Captain Ahab and his crew
And their search for the great white whale.
When Moby Dick bit the boat in half ,
Some of the boys had a nervous laugh.
But I guess
The girls thought he would chew the crew up.
Abby cried, “OH OH OH NO!”
And Pammie threw up.
FLIP FLOP
September 28, 2011 by
Jill had a gymnast for a sitter
Who could do amazing tricks.
She had baby sat for Jillian
Since Jillian was six
But once an older sitter came
When Mom went on a trip
And Jill was disappointed
That she couldn’t do a flip.
“She couldn’t even do a BACK FLIP, Mom!
Don’t call HER again.”
TALKING TURKEY
September 27, 2011 by
“Gobble, gobble, gobble,”
Was all I had to say
When I was the turkey
In the school Thanksgiving play.
The Pilgrims and the Indians
Chased and overtook me
And, though I gobbled very loud,
In Act 11, they cooked me.
THE MODEL KIT (with 100 pieces)
September 26, 2011 by
Thank you for helping me build the plane.
It seemd an impossible task.
You just came along and helped with it
Without my having to ask.
It’s standing now in a special place
Upon my bedroom shelf.
Somehow you just knew it…
That I just couldn’t do it
Myself.
You are a very good grandfather.
Late
September 25, 2011 by
Just turn the log a little.
I love the company.
Somebody heat the coffee.
Somebody dance with me.
Jack
September 25, 2011 by
Jack fell off the Johnson’s wall
And landed on a boulder.
He landed with sufficient force
To dislocate his shoulder.
M
HARD TO SWALLOW
September 25, 2011 by
When I go to play at Zack’s,
His mother always gives us snacks.
He likes to fool around and joke
And then I have to laugh and choke.
I’m really glad that Mrs. Hoover
Can do that Heimlich guy’s maneuver.
OOPS
September 24, 2011 by
When her tooth fell out of the pillow case,
It was a surprise to Sunny.
The fairy must have dropped the tooth
When she left the money.
NO SPARKS
September 20, 2011 by
Grandy’s neighbor had a date.
She did n’t stay out very late.
She said the man was full of flattery
But he needed a new battery.