When we need a sitter,<\/p>\n
We hope it’s Uncle Ted<\/p>\n
Because he doesn’t make up rules<\/p>\n
Or make us go to bed.<\/p>\n
We make believe we’ re rock stars<\/p>\n
And play the music loud<\/p>\n
And we jump around and holler<\/p>\n
Like the teeny bopper crowd<\/p>\n
But the last time….<\/p>\n
Mom came home at midnight<\/p>\n
And we STILL were \u00a0not in bed<\/p>\n
And Uncle Ted was dancing<\/p>\n
With a lampshade on his head<\/p>\n
So Mom says…
\n“No more Uncle Ted.<\/p>\n
It’s Grandma Mary Lou instead.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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